Inappropriate funny for the day?

OK - All you IF ladies have had a vaginal ultrasound so you know what that feels like.

And you know I have a bad cold.

Well it's moved from my nose into my chest so I have a hellish cough now.  I was in the exam and had a small coughing fit and joked "That was fun.  Nothing like coughing with a dildo in ya!"  My fav tech didn't miss a beat and said "Yeah you almost shot that thing out across the room.  You've got strong muscles"  Then looked at my husband and said "You're a lucky man."  Hahahahaha OMG!  Kegels ladies, kegels.  I hope you do not have drink up your nose now, I return you to your non-vulgar programing now.  My husband couldn't stop laughing the rest of the afternoon at that.